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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Just got out of the shower, dripping water on the keyboard. Plaster dust between the keys should have set by morning.Originally posted by zeitghostHave you cleaned yourself up or are you dripping plaster dust into the keyboard?
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It won't be a kebab 'cos I haven't been drinking (which is noteworthy in itself).Originally posted by Diver View PostFor Luuuuv
or a kebab
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I didn'tmean you had to go to bed.Originally posted by zeitghostOooooooooo, I think I can manage another 15 mins or so...
I was pretending to be upset that you have 4 times as many CUK posts than me when quite clearly such concerns are quite beneath me.
Oh yes.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Whut! You post like this when you are soberOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostIt won't be a kebab 'cos I haven't been drinking (which is noteworthy in itself).
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and the processor fans and power supply fans and CD drive and and andOriginally posted by zeitghostHave you cleaned yourself up or are you dripping plaster dust into the keyboard?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Just in time to come back with a "Has it gone yet?" spot on the 64000!Originally posted by Diver View PostAnother biggie coming up I see
I will bugger off to general just before it's due this time
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Knowing students, some of those keyboards probably have a higher sperm count than usOriginally posted by zeitghostI dread to think what some of our students drip into the keyboards...

Yech!
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Better that than dry, dusty and in the air. Evil fine stuff it is.Originally posted by Diver View PostJust got out of the shower, dripping water on the keyboard. Plaster dust between the keys should have set by morning.
Do plasterers get lung diseases, I wonder?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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But I'll hang on until the '000 has gone, of course!Originally posted by zeitghostOk...
Famished though I clearly am.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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