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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Thats sooooo cute
    I no longer believe you are Bazza. MY hopes and dreams of another trucker to talk to thwarted.


    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Do you think £425 is excessive for a pair of shoes???
    Heck yes. If you are looking for someone to tell you that they are the perfect ones then I'll pass my sisters phone number accross.

    Where do you even find £400 shoes.

    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    The reason you are struggling to justify it is because it can't be done.
    Maybe if they were really large shoes. Like a pair 60ft tall and could be used as a house by orphans then it would work.

    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    But you are a lady. You are georgous! you deserve it. Go on - buy them. Then wear them with the negligee, take a piccie and post it to us.
    Dude, you need help. I mean you seriously need to work on your technique....

    I'll give you 9.5 for effort and a 10 for style but 3 on the playing hard to get stakes. You need to keep some mystery back.

    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Bed time...
    I thought you were Irish not Welsh....bloody Boyo.

    Later lightweight.

    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    I have been called "Mr. Logic" before.

    but I don't think that was a complement
    Maybe they mistook your for Tim Russ? Logical

    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Manchester, and then driving home. Then fly back to London on Monday.
    Don't drive home! I'm near Manchester seeing a few friends. There may or may not be an entity called "Materialistic Shins". Google has squat on them (new band, local pub etc), I need backup as I feel this may be a huge prank and they might not actually exist. In fact there is a strong possibility of me losing a kidney or two they were moaning about money the last time I spoke. Exactly the kind of thing this friend would pull.

    Plus I enjoy watching you get hammered.

    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    I think that Boris for mayor would be a disaster - nice enough guy, but I just don't think he would cut it.
    Boris Johnson is Miss Marple. Looks stupid by secretly knows what is going on. I'd give him a fair old chance of either doing brilliantly or fliping it up completely.

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      got to know! got to know! cummon - this is not fair...

      new rule - no teasing the other tpders.
      Chinese take-away. The bestest we've found in this city.

      I normally have sweet 'n' sour chicken balls but had the chicken curry instead. So instead of my usual egg fried rice I had plain boiled rice.

      The Missus had fried chicken in sweet orange sauce with soft fried noodles.

      They threw in prawn crackers for free (see: even the Chinese won't eat them) plus a few jasmine tea tea bags 'cos he likes us.

      We shared rice and noodles.

      As usual, we stuffed ourselves stupid and still had only eaten 2/3rds of it.

      Yumski!
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        Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
        The place where I'm staying at the moment is about 10-15 minutes walk from Canada Water tube. Working in Westminster at the moment (well, just down from there), so theoretically the trip into work should be easy...

        I worked very near the Canada Water tube once - for a small company. I was a spare room of one of the director's flat. Went to that big tesco for breakfast.

        It was Aland court. I will see if I can look it up.

        There is a big hotel near there i think?

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          Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
          My parents are incredibly disappointed that I'm not a Labour supporter - my dad was born and bred that way.
          Labour. Labour?

          Labour.

          Hmm.

          Didn't we once have a Labour Party? When I was little. I think they were socialist, you now, "left wing" - whatever that used to be.


          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            ouch! makes me wince.

            I hope she ignored the breatfeeding nazis. alot of women get issues for various reasons.

            I tried to breastfeed the boy but it never worked. Although I think there was a story about a man in India who lactated?
            MrsF's best friend sort of gave her some grief for "giving up" - I could have cheerfully killed her for some of the comments she made. She kept banging on about how much milk she'd produced when her girls were born etc. etc.

            Unfortunately, MrsF wouldn't let me point out that her kids are all REALLY, REALLY, REALLY UGGGGLLLEEEYYYY!!! Tempting as it was just to say "yeah, but look how they turn out if you breastfeed..." I was not allowed to.

            Another friend had their second child 10 days after DD2 and had problems - she got a load of grief from a couple of midwives in the hospital, which I thought was a bit off really. Luckily, our health visitor said that we knew what we were doing with DD2, and didn't even suggest "one more try" or anything like that.

            With DD1, MrsF was crying the whole time she tried to feed, and I wasn't prepared to watch her put herself through that again with DD2.
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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              I worked very near the Canada Water tube once - for a small company. I was a spare room of one of the director's flat. Went to that big tesco for breakfast.

              It was Aland court. I will see if I can look it up.

              There is a big hotel near there i think?
              google maps - then "aland court, london". That as where he lived/worked. I came in one day and thee was a girl there. seemed she had a by but popped in for some extra-carricular from time to time. She spent 5 minutes telling me how she slept on the sofa - so I knew what they had been up to...

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                Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                Who out there has bought equipment for their company from themselves ?

                I have a laptop that I want to buy, and accountant said i need to write a letter, any ideas of what info is required in the letter ? Sample letter anyone ?
                I did it when I started the company - just made a list of stuff in a spreadsheet, included some receipts that I had for some stuff (laptop) and that was all.

                If your accountant says do a letter, then do a letter that says what, how much etc. I guess you'd need to put the income from that down on your personal return, though?
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                  Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                  hi faq
                  Hi DS
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                    Pfft. Far too much adult talk in here tonight.

                    Feelings, relationships, marriage, kids?

                    Sockpuppet in "out of my league" mode.

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                      Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                      Don't drive home! I'm near Manchester seeing a few friends. There may or may not be an entity called "Materialistic Shins". Google has squat on them (new band, local pub etc), I need backup as I feel this may be a huge prank and they might not actually exist. In fact there is a strong possibility of me losing a kidney or two they were moaning about money the last time I spoke. Exactly the kind of thing this friend would pull.

                      Plus I enjoy watching you get hammered.
                      Tempting as it may seem, I'll go and see my wife and kids.
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