test please delete

[FiveTimes]

Steak and mushroom pies, however, go very nicely into chip butties.

Chunky steak pies, buttered crunchy bread - Done.

[BrowneIssue]

right up my street

#63436





Well done!

[FiveTimes]

Steak and mushroom pies, however, go very nicely into chip butties.

Pooles meat & potato pie, buttered roll - Done.

[FiveTimes]

Chunky steak pies, buttered crunchy bread - Done.

Pooles meat & potato pie, buttered roll - Done.

Both are better than a crisp sandwich IMHO

[BrowneIssue]

I just experimented with configuring my machine to use the network printer near my desk and sending something to it.

I then got distracted and didn't check if anything happened.

The printer has suddenly sprung into life and is printing page after page after page....

Hope that wasn't me - I only wanted one image printed

Rules of office life number 236b: print your porn on the 3rd nearest printer to your desk.

[FiveTimes]

Rules of office life number 236b: print your porn on the 3rd nearest printer to your desk.

Or print the test page first

[BrowneIssue]

Three different people have now been fiddling with the printer. After turning it off and on again, it started complaining that it needed servicing, so they've had to call IT

I'm really hoping it was somebody else's mistake...

Rules of office life number 7: it's the new boy's fault.

Sorry, NickFitz. You did it.

[BrowneIssue]

I feel a bit lost now

nothing to do

Tidy your desk.

See how much stationery you can collect from the cupboard.

Go for a kip in the loo.

Update your LinkedIn profile.

[BrowneIssue]

check if you are on it and then cancel the bugger.

Everywhere I've worked for the past 6 years you've had to log a call to get a print job cancelled "for security reasons". WTF?

[BrilloPad]

Afternoon all

Hi BI hi 5*

How are we all?

Sorry I was away for so long - f**king users. I thgink I will up the voltage on the cattle prod. how much is lethal?