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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Handy in the workplace too
    We're flying in the face of modern thinking. Should we write a book? Develop a course? Work the lecture circuit?

    "How to deal with race issues" (or I can't say I'd noticed his skin colour)

    "Living with alcoholism" (or he lets me stuff myself on chocolates and never says a word)

    "Sex and sexuality" (or Which one? I didn't even realise it was in yet)

    Waddya reckon?
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      We're flying in the face of modern thinking. Should we write a book? Develop a course? Work the lecture circuit?

      "How to deal with race issues" (or I can't say I'd noticed his skin colour)

      "Living with alcoholism" (or he lets me stuff myself on chocolates and never says a word)

      "Sex and sexuality" (or Which one? I didn't even realise it was in yet)

      Waddya reckon?
      I Reckon that was the fastest edit I have ever seen
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        Originally posted by zeitghost
        I've got this geiger counter I built from a kit.

        It gives the occasional click from cosmic rays & stuff.

        I didn't think it worked properly.

        Until my mum had radioiodine... then I knew it worked coz I could detect her from the next room...
        I heard a similar story from a colleague about his poorly son. It was one of the radiologist's party tricks with the kids: "Let's see if you glow in the dark ... 'cos you should!"

        <shudder>
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          I Reckon that was the fastest edit I have ever seen
          Too right! I'd have died of shame if I'd left that stoopid mistake in!
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
            Say "You look like you need cheering up. Here you go, luv, get your laughing gear round this one..." and see how that goes
            Only if it's a red day.
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              Only if it's a red day.
              Or a purple one
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                Originally posted by zeitghost
                And me.

                I saw 2 people in the lab today...

                And spent a fair amount of time riding an electric scooter I'm supposed to be repairing around said lab...
                Hmm.

                Going permie is starting to look attractive.

                I presume one of those two people was the hot 'n' sweaty, stripping Swedish student.

                What a hard life you must lead, zeity!
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  I have just helped out the gf with her diet. I found her secret stash of brazil nuts and ate them all...

                  Now I will hide her housekeeping and cancel her credit card so she can't buy more!

                  I do hope she will be grateful. What does the panel think?
                  Are you attached to your testicles?
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by Diver View Post
                    Or a purple one




                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      Are you attached to your testicles?
                      Not for long apparently
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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