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    Originally posted by Bear View Post
    We need to sort this out!
    The Mrs can't be at the "no touching" stage yet, surely - you're not married!

    Go and demand your conjugal rights.
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      I've run out of red wine (apart from some very expensive bottles which I can't justify opening now).

      I've no Calvados in the house.

      so I've had to open a bottle of Glenmorangie
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        Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
        The Mrs can't be at the "no touching" stage yet, surely - you're not married!

        Go and demand your conjugal rights.
        5 months pregnant - she's not as interested now
        Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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          Originally posted by Bear View Post
          She's asleep
          Your point being????
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            Originally posted by Bear View Post
            5 months pregnant - she's not as interested now
            Two words - "doggy style"

            OK, three words - "doggy style, gently"

            You've got to get the most now, before the inevitable happens.
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              Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
              Your point being????
              Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                Two words - "doggy style"

                OK, three words - "doggy style, gently"

                You've got to get the most now, before the inevitable happens.
                We try to.

                But it's less than it was...........


                ...and certainly less than it needs to be
                Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  Sorry. It's force 9 not force 8.
                  Oh, that's not good.
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                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    Sorry. It's force 9 not force 8.
                    I spent 3 days in the English Channel on a 100 foot sail boat in a force 9 when I was younger....

                    ..that was an experience
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                      Originally posted by Bear View Post
                      We try to.

                      But it's less than it was...........


                      ...and certainly less than it needs to be
                      Get used to it.

                      In a few months time, it will be a distant memory that will make it seem like years since you got some.

                      HTH.

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