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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I have just helped out the gf with her diet. I found her secret stash of brazil nuts and ate them all...

    Now I will hide her housekeeping and cancel her credit card so she can't buy more!

    I do hope she will be grateful. What does the panel think?
    I'm thinking, that the mood she is in, you are going to get a kick in the nuts....
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      I have just helped out the gf with her diet. I found her secret stash of brazil nuts and ate them all...

      Now I will hide her housekeeping and cancel her credit card so she can't buy more!

      I do hope she will be grateful. What does the panel think?
      i think it will hurt. do you bruise easily?

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        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        I think BP would like to get a BJ at least once more in his life... by taking your advice, it's unlikley to ever happen.....
        I am grateful for all advice received - but I reserve the right not to act on it!

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          Originally posted by DS23 View Post
          i think it will hurt. do you bruise easily?
          certain soft bits of my body do...

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            Originally posted by Bear View Post
            Mmmmmm
            Ted, sweetheart, you must be frustrated
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              how often is this going to happen?
              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post


              Confusing when they move, isn't it
              It seems to happen about twice a week.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                it has been fun but i'm orf. see ya tomorrow nice and early!

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                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  Hey Ted
                  Hey Hon

                  Recovered from all that work?

                  <hands her large glass of wine>
                  Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    I'm thinking, that the mood she is in, you are going to get a kick in the nuts....

                    oh ****. you are right! I wonder if the local garage sells brazil nuts? Or slimming world recipes?

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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      the kids did not eat up backberries b4 leaving so I am eating them before they go off...
                      Backberries? Are they like dangleberries?
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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