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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Oh dear... another request from a toothsome filly wanting to purchase some LED lamps...

    Life is soooooo hard....

    And she's Swedish...
    I can just imagine...



    "'Hello Darlin' Wanna get yer hands on my bright red uns, eh? Want me to chck out yer lamps for yer luv, eh?"

    with references to 'bright', 'shiny', 'round', 'popping one in for you', 'don't push it too hard in case the legs get stuck', 'make sure you get the legs spread properly first', 'there's two holes so don't get them mixed up and pop it in the wrong way round', 'if it gets too hot you might damage it', etc.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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      VAT office have just called and it appears that there was a problem with the date of my FRS approval. They have admitted it should have been from 1/4/07 instead of 1/6/07.

      So I have paid slightly too much VAT for that period and they said I can reduce the amount for the next quarter

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        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        I see a hand up at the back. You have a question?

        Originally posted by Numpty
        Please mister. What is the 'nice fork us opt in'?
        what! you're just making this up! numpty never said that!

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          nice work though brownei. really good quality drivel. i applaud your efforts and urge others to follow your example.

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            i hope to find a seam worth mining soon.

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              not here... <points> maybe over there. <wanders over to peer at seam>

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                Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                nice work though brownei. really good quality drivel. i applaud your efforts and urge others to follow your example.
                Me too It's so good when it is quality drivel...

                I couldn't do it.... don't have the attention span for it.... get so bored with the 30 second thing too....
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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                  hmmm.


                  not ideal.

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                    still, tap, tap, tappity, tap... who knows where this might lead.

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                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      Me too It's so good when it is quality drivel...

                      I couldn't do it.... don't have the attention span for it.... get so bored with the 30 second thing too....
                      It's a skill, it has to be said.

                      It only takes a worthwhile topic, and you can go for hours.
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