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[BrowneIssue]

But now I have some Ainsley Harriott cup-a-soups.

Plus a home-made bread and some-sort-of-Dutch cheese butty.

And ... a packet of Seabrooks Ready Salted crisps.

[BrowneIssue]

So I'm ready for a fresh attempt at the dunking cheese soup v cheese 'n' crisp butty dilemma and trying to solve it by going "the third way".

[BrowneIssue]

Firstly, I'm opening the crisps.

[BrowneIssue]

These are Seabrook brand crisps. Not Walkers.

I cannot stand Walkers crisps. I never could.

I always liked Golden Wonder and KP crisps.

Now neither exists, courtesy of Walkers with their "Just boiled in stale oil taste!".

Seabrook's crisps are luvverly. And no MSG either.

And their Ready Salted are ... crinkle cut!

They are also slightly thicker cut than Golden Wonder used to be so all in all, a jolly good crunching crisp.

And finally, the bag size: 31.8 grammes.

That's right: it's "A Right Proper Gobful"!

Yumski.

[Bear]

Bing bong!

Would the gentlemen in the third carriage pretending to read The Metro but really staring at the breasts of the girl opposite please stop?

How dare you!!

There's no way you'd catch me reading The Metro.

[TheFaQQer]

I don't do eye contact on public transport... all the nutters try to speak to me

Ah - so that's why you weren't speaking to me on the tube then

Suddenly, everything becomes clear - obviously too much staring on my part...

[BrowneIssue]

Next, the soup. Except the box is downstairs and I'm not.

It's an Ainsley Harriott jobbie with no MSG or artificial rubbish and not too much salt.

Tomato.

Not the Tomato and thingie herb, that's the next box.

Just Tomato.

Served in a DILLIGAF mug.

Remind me to tell you about DILLIGAF another day.

[TheFaQQer]

How dare you!!

There's no way you'd catch me reading The Metro.

Sorry - Daily Mail

[Bear]

Next, the soup. Except the box is downstairs and I'm not.

It's an Ainsley Harriott jobbie with no MSG or artificial rubbish and not too much salt.

Tomato.

Not the Tomato and thingie herb, that's the next box.

Just Tomato.

Served in a DILLIGAF mug.

Remind me to tell you about DILLIGAF another day.

Don't forget to tell us about DILLIGAF another day BI

HTH

[BrowneIssue]

Now the cheese butty.

The bread is home made (in a breadmaker) and wholemeal. The flour was a locally produced, organic variety.

The butter is also locally produced. Note: not marge, butter.

The cheese comes from Lidl's of all places. It is ready-sliced Gouda.

The Missus doesn't eat cheese but does make my butties. Occasionally I treat her by buying pre-sliced cheese. God, but I'm good to her.

The bread is thickly sliced - even more so than usual.

There are six - count 'em - six slices of cheese. (Oh, gladioli. This is already a thick butty.)