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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
learn something new every day...Comment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostI feel like fooking tulip today.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
It's early ...
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"The GodLike BrilloPad March!"
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Do I need to do an acceptance speech now?Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI don't think that will be a very satisfying experience. Would a Mother-in-Law's Tongue not service your needs better?Comment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostMy mum doesnt think so.
But to everyone else yes.
So why do you feel bad today?Comment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post"You're a dissapointment and a disgrace. You weren't adopted we found you."
Not exactly what you want to hear over the breakfast table....trust me it hurtsDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postrofl - I do hope that is a type of flower...
phew...Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostToday, 07:55 #62162
BrilloPad
Godlike
5k posts
congratulations on reaching the godlike status scourer.Comment
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