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Triskaidekaphobia (from Greek tris=three, kai=and, deka=ten) is a fear of the number 13. It is a superstition. A specific fear of Friday the 13th is called paraskavedekatriaphobia or friggatriskaidekaphobia.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
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I don't think that will be a very satisfying experience. Would a Mother-in-Law's Tongue not service your needs better?Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostI feel like fooking tulip today.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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wow! Its fabulous! I have never had this honour before!Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
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Do I need to do an acceptance speech now?Comment
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rofl - I do hope that is a type of flower...Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI don't think that will be a very satisfying experience. Would a Mother-in-Law's Tongue not service your needs better?Comment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostMy mum doesnt think so.
But to everyone else yes.
So why do you feel bad today?Comment
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???Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post"You're a dissapointment and a disgrace. You weren't adopted we found you."
Not exactly what you want to hear over the breakfast table....trust me it hurts
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sansevieria_trifasciataOriginally posted by BrilloPad View Postrofl - I do hope that is a type of flower...
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wow. not such a little scrubbing brush now eh?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostToday, 07:55 #62162
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congratulations on reaching the godlike status scourer.Comment
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