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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostGotta get to 65536 first...Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI got bitch-slapped so sorely for flirting that there is NO way I'll make that mistake again. Definitely Bear's territory, that game.
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI have already expressed my opinion on why your friend was banned.
I think mine was also a warning to stop nerd-flirting with CM in so many threads. It had perhaps gone on a bit too much, but luckily for the rest of you, we moved it over to TPD when I came back.
Unfortunately for me, there's now too much competition for flirtingBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI'd like 75000 and 100000 to complete my set of 25000 and 50000...
(You have to buy a ticket or something for that Lottery thingy, dontcha? And I never have. )Last edited by BrowneIssue; 8 January 2008, 21:52. Reason: Changed 'knob' to something less ban-worthyDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostWho were you flirting with??Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI'd like to win the Lottery and have an 18" knob but I'm not holding out much hope.Comment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostWhy would you want door fittings that large?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostI can't wait to see the post that breaks 32 bit numbering system.Comment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostMugs game if you ask me. Won't be caught dead doing it.
Rohypnol™ - Works a treat.
That should seriously be their new advert.
Either that or walk upto the woman of your dreams and use the following chat up line.
"Excuse me beautiful. Can you tell me if this rag smells of chloroform"
And are you familiar with techniques such as those in Project ECHELON for pattern matching and linking to individuals?
Or is it just me needing to put my tin-foil hat back on to stop the waves government affecting my brain waves?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostWhy would you want door fittings that large?
I'd just reconsidered my wording and gone back and edited it when I saw this!
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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