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    #55021
    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    JFDI - get hitched and have kids.

    You'll never regret it.
    Oi! Faqqer! Your Missus is using your login id!
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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      #55022
      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
      just trying to relax a bit after little monkeys birthday party.
      Hope everyone survived and it was good.

      DD1 is talking about what she wants for her party.

      In November.
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        #55023
        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        Nice one!

        Wind up people who:

        were in on Dec 27/8

        were in on Dec 31

        were in today

        will be in tomorrow

        or on the bench.

        You smug rotter, you!
        I know.

        It's awful having to read these, thinking "tomorrow, I'll be back at work after three weeks off..."
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          #55024
          Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
          I say ban the people who want people banned. (then BP won't overtake me)
          IIRC, AndyW's last post said something like "go ahead and ban me, I don't care."
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            #55025
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            Licking cane toads is alleged to give you a buzz...
            Who on Earth found that out for the first time? And why?
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              #55026
              Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post
              Brillo where do you get these jokes?
              1998?

              Or sorry, I thought it said when did you get these jokes.
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                #55027
                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post


                Hello, little boys and girls.

                Can you spell 'suspended'?

                Ferret can.
                :

                Someone's been listening to the Janet and John stories on "Wake Up To Wogan"!
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                  #55028
                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  I think it's your avartar sweets..... it's freaky as ****!!!
                  Two knockers?
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                    #55029
                    Originally posted by Diver View Post
                    DS23 7,027
                    zeitghost 5,879
                    TheFaQQer 5,604
                    Diver 4,677
                    cailin maith 4,364
                    BrowneIssue 3,534
                    NickFitz 3,144
                    Fortune Green 2,204
                    BrilloPad 2,121
                    FiveTimes 2,096
                    Bear 1,968
                    DiscoStu 1,604
                    n5gooner 1,290
                    Jog On 1,253
                    PRC1964 1,214
                    Troll 1,058
                    DaveB 929
                    Xenophon 792
                    realityhack 623
                    The Lone Gunman 540

                    CM is catching up again
                    I can't believe that you've not hit TPDeity yet. Get on with it!
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                      #55030
                      And having caught up another thousand or so posts, it's tea time.

                      Restart here when I come back.

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