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[BrowneIssue]

I often used to cook everyone dinner.

Especially the girls - they loved it

You won't get a woman's knickers off by cooking for her, oh no.

You have to eat food they've made. Do that and they want your babies.

It is very, very old magic. But it works.

[cailin maith]

We were both seeing others at the time

But after dinner she said she was really full and undid her button on her jeans, then we lay around on her bedroom floor listening to old music tapes

Tapes.... crikey Ted, how long ago are we talking here???

Wonderwall?

She's electric....

[cailin maith]

I've saved my cheese butty to last 'cos it's cold today and we've got some packet soup in.

So I've made up a cup-a-tomato-soup to dunk the cheese butty in. A special favourite.

BUT I've also got some crisps in, which is unusual for me. They're the really nice Seabrook brand crisps. Great and just the thing for a cheese-n-crisp butty. A special favourite.

What do I do now?

Cheese butty dunked in tomato soup?

Cheese-n-crisp butty?

Help!

I'd love a crisp sandwich.... but it would mean having to get out of bed....

[BrilloPad]

Today, 13:46 #60900
cailin maith
Godlike

century

[BrilloPad]

You won't get a woman's knickers off by cooking for her, oh no.

You have to eat food they've made. Do that and they want your babies.

It is very, very old magic. But it works.

Cailin - would you cook for me please?

[cailin maith]

Cailin - would you cook for me please?

sweetheart, I can't even be bothered to get out of bed to make meself a sandwich.... why in the name of jaysus do you think I would cook for you??

[Bear]

You won't get a woman's knickers off by cooking for her, oh no.

You have to eat food they've made. Do that and they want your babies.

It is very, very old magic. But it works.

My experience says otherwise

I've found women love to be cooked for

[BrilloPad]

sweetheart, I can't even be bothered to get out of bed to make meself a sandwich.... why in the name of jaysus do you think I would cook for you??

I will bring you a sandwich if you are still wearing that negligee...

[Bear]

Tapes.... crikey Ted, how long ago are we talking here???

10 years or so - we were students, couldn't afford CDs - everything was copied

In fact I sold my CD collection one summer 'cos we had no money for food

[BrowneIssue]

My experience says otherwise

I've found women love to be cooked for

But do they drop their knickers? (Wives & established girlfriends don't count)