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What he said!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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IT sales, actually. And it was the 1980s so he was taking his pay home in a wheelbarrow every day.Originally posted by Diver View Post
Now he can retire and live on the Family allowance and Child support
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Yer just too tight to pay the license fee, admit itOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostWe've not had a telly since 2001, as I keep saying!
When we go visiting I am not only appalled at the quality of the programmes, but the picture quality has me puzzled. It is often like video tape quality and sometimes as Zeity says above.
I had assumed I was recalling stuff through rose-tinted memory specs.
Seemingly not. Telly's gone completely daffodils.
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Same as today then reallyOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostIT sales, actually. And it was the 1980s so he was taking his pay home in a wheelbarrow every day.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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6½ hours later and it is still doing so here. It is bouncing off the windows.Originally posted by Diver View PostI'm all alone again
Rain is lashing down
Brrrrr!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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The bin men are due about now. I must go and gloat...Originally posted by Diver View PostOr working outside
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Plus the Radio Times plus the TV & video rental. It came to quite a bit.Originally posted by Diver View PostYer just too tight to pay the licence fee, admit it

I'm also puzzled by the adverts for idiot lanterns in the sales:
"40% off - £700!"
HOW MUCH??? It's only a goggle-box, FFS.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I once took a call:Originally posted by Diver View PostSame as today then really
"Hello Fred from Scroggitt's here. We were thinking, we could do with a bigger computer. How much is one of those ME29 thingies?"
He went on to buy that mainframe.
I - being only a grunt - did not get a look in. The salesman that filled the form in probably got a six week tropical holiday, a new car and a house extension.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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