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    > Ireland's worst air disaster occurred today when a small, 2 seater Cessna
    > crashed into a cemetery this afternoon in Central Ireland. Irish search
    > and
    > rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far and expect the number to
    > climb as digging continues into the night.

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      It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese
      businessman, entered the fourth grade.

      The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who
      said 'Give me Liberty, or give me death?'" She saw a sea of blank faces,
      except for that of Suzuki who had his hand and said, "Patrick Henry, 1775"

      "Very good! And who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for
      the people shall not perish from the earth?'" Again, no response except
      from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."

      The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki,
      who is new to our country, knows more about American history than you
      do." She heard a loud whisper: "F**king Japanese." "Who said that?" she
      demanded. Suzuki put his hand up: "Lee Iacocca, 1982."

      At that point, a student in the back sighed, "I'm gonna puke." The
      teacher glares and asks, "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Suzuki
      says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

      Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah! Suck this!" Suzuki jumps out
      of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to
      Monica Lewinsky, 1997."

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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Southend Pier is the world's longest pleasure pier at 1.34 miles (2158 metres). Over the years the pier has suffered fires and ship collisions, most recently in October 2005, but it has been repaired each time.
        But not as good as Wigan Pier

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          Excellent posting BP

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            you certainly have increase your drivel %

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              just polished all the shoes ready for tomorrow

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                sister in law has settled in well

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                  shirt out again for work. This time I will be going in regardless

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                    got a code cut off tomorrow and I can't remember what I need to checkin

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                      there will be endless emails to catch up on tomorrow, most will be deleted

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