james blunt put his sister on ebay!
guy harrison bought her
then they got married
guy harrison bought her
then they got married
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How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path.
What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall?
Dam!
What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice Too Long?
Polaroids
What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't Work?
A Stick.
What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quatro Sinko.
What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With AVampire?
Frostbite.
What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean and Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
What Is The Difference Between A Harley? And A Hoover Vacuum?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hats.
What's the difference between a bad Golfer? And a bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack! "Dang!" A Bad Skydiver Goes "Dang!" Whack!
What Do You Call Skydiving Lawyers?
Skeet.
What Goes Clop, Clop, Clop, Bang, Bang, Clop, Clop, Clop?
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Mahatma Gandhi, as you may know, walked barefoot most of the time, which
produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very
little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered
from
bad breath.
This made him . . . what?
A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis !Comment
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Southend-on-Sea is having second thoughts about its new traffic warden
uniforms. It has received several complaints about wardens strutting the
streets with the initials SS emblazoned on their shoulders.Comment
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gambado
A low leap of a horse in which all four feet leave the ground.Comment
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Southend-on-Sea is a seaside resort and unitary authority in the East of England.Comment
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The borough of Southend-on-Sea is part of the ceremonial county of Essex and is located on the north side of the Thames estuary roughly 40 miles (65 km) east of central London. It is bordered to the north by Rochford and to the west by Castle Point. Southend is twinned with the Polish seaside resort of Sopot.Comment
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Originally the south end of the village of Prittlewell, Southend became a popular seaside resort for people during the Georgian era.Comment
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Owing to its proximity to London and easy access by train, the town's economy has largely been based on tourism ever since.Comment
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