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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      I am popsting this from gambados
      Don't they speak English there?

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        So I need today:

        - 3 x sanitised fermenting bins;
        - siphon;
        - hydrometer & thermometer;
        - a couple of gallons of cooled kettle water.

        I have all of these ready except the sanitised fermenting bins. I'd better get on with sorting them out.
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          So I need today:

          - 3 x sanitised fermenting bins;
          - siphon;
          - hydrometer & thermometer;
          - a couple of gallons of cooled kettle water.

          I have all of these ready except the sanitised fermenting bins. I'd better get on with sorting them out.
          How many people does it take to lift your kettle?
          The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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            So I need today:

            - 3 x sanitised fermenting bins;
            - siphon;
            - hydrometer & thermometer;
            - a couple of gallons of cooled kettle water.

            I have all of these ready except the sanitised fermenting bins. I'd better get on with sorting them out.
            Am I the only one who read that lot and thought you were going in to the home enema market ?

            Interesting Plan B, I suppose.
            Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

            C.S. Lewis

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              Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post
              How many people does it take to lift your kettle?
              Just one. Many times into two clean one gallon demijohns.

              However, some home brewers use turkey fryers (a downright lethal lard-arse Merkin invention) as kettles.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                Just one. Many times into two clean one gallon demijohns.

                However, some home brewers use turkey fryers (a downright lethal lard-arse Merkin invention) as kettles.
                <American_Mrs_Mode>

                Turkey fryers are brilliant - lethal yes, but they turn out good turkey...

                </American_Mrs_Mode>
                The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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                  Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
                  Am I the only one who read that lot and thought you were going in to the home enema market ?
                  That can, sort of, be an effect of drinking real ale.

                  Half a dozen pints followed by a huge bowl of muesli before going to bed can have explosive effects!
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    With regard to Moose's and Troll's and many other similar avatars on here today, I've made mine conform.

                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      With regard to Moose's and Troll's and many other similar avatars on here today, I've made mine conform.

                      Excellent work. Are they fake?
                      The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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