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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostYou don't want to, really, do you?
you can checkout any time you like - but you can never leave. Hotel California.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostIt may be that I was wrong, and it was unmoderated posts achieving approval that actually bumped me up (as opposed to down) undeservedly.Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI see TPDville is severely lacking in arboreal features required of squirrels and bears.
It also uses French time - I first visited last night just after 11 p.m. but that counted as today.Comment
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(Not So) Discreet Ways to Tell Someone His Fly is Open
The cucumber has left the salad. I can see the gun of Navarone. Someone tore
down The Wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out. You've got Windows on
your laptop. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave. Your soldier
ain't so unknown now. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to
his bells. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked
position. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson... Your pod bay door is
open, Hal. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building! Mini Me is making a break for
the escape pod. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck,
Sir! The Buick is not all the way in the garage. Dr. Kimble has escaped!
You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary." Our next guest is
someone who needs no introduction... You've got a security breach at Los
Pantalones. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it? I thought you were
crazy, now I see your nuts. Men are From Mars, I can See Your PenisComment
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