test please delete

[BrilloPad]

then gf complaining that picture uploads to by taking forever!

I had to point out that she had not reduced the size!

resized from 1.5MB to 50k and went straight away!

[BrilloPad]

then gf complaining that picture uploads to by taking forever!

I had to point out that she had not reduced the size!

resized from 1.5MB to 50k and went straight away!

I got told off for being a smart Alec...

[FiveTimes]

then gf complaining that picture uploads to by taking forever!

I had to point out that she had not reduced the size!

resized from 1.5MB to 50k and went straight away!

Magic

[BrilloPad]

I have just poured myself a large glass of port...

[BrowneIssue]

I take a packed lunch into work and always have a cheese butty.

When it is cold I make up a packet cup-a-soup (usually tomato but occasionally mushroom) and dunk my cheese butty into it.

I don't know which I prefer most:

a) the soft, moist bread; the part-molten cheese; the mix of tomato and cheese flavour; the butter dripping back into the soup; the fun in watching the soggy end of the butty wobble; the skill in getting the soggy end into your mouth without getting your shirt mucky; the fragrant blend of appetising odours; the delicious, soft, just chewy texture; scalding hot delight as it plops into your mouth; the gentle bite needed to snip off the dunked end; feeling the hot mass slide down your throat and warming you from the inside

OR

b) making the bints in the office go "Euurgghh! How could you? How gross!"

[BrilloPad]

Dows finest reserve - i.e. the finest c**p as its not vintage!

[BrowneIssue]

I'm going out for a mixed kebab and chips in a bit followed by a bottle or two of wine

To eat out or bring home?

[BrilloPad]

I take a packed lunch into work and always have a cheese butty.

When it is cold I make up a packet cup-a-soup (usually tomato but occasionally mushroom) and dunk my cheese butty into it.

I don't know which I prefer most:

a) the soft, moist bread; the part-molten cheese; the mix of tomato and cheese flavour; the butter dripping back into the soup; the fun in watching the soggy end of the butty wobble; the skill in getting the soggy end into your mouth without getting your shirt mucky; the fragrant blend of appetising odours; the delicious, soft, just chewy texture; scalding hot delight as it plops into your mouth; the gentle bite needed to snip off the dunked end; feeling the hot mass slide down your throat and warming you from the inside

OR

b) making the bints in the office go "Euurgghh! How could you? How gross!"

yes you do! its b! dont lie...

[BrowneIssue]

all your embarrassing moments relived again...

They frequently are

[FiveTimes]

To eat out or bring home?

bring home... nothing but the best