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    Originally posted by Bear View Post
    Single and lonely

    Actually - talking of lonely. Imagine how lonely Ted was left in Manc all over xmas.

    Hope you gave him a big hug when you got back
    Thanks sweets Git.... I'll bloody leave Ted out on the balconly tonight....to make you feel guilty!!
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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      Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
      Could be worse, they may have to stitch her back together afterwards.....

      (have I grossed everybody out enough yet?)
      Not really. It's the reality of natural child birth.

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        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        Thanks sweets Git.... I'll bloody leave Ted out on the balconly tonight....to make you feel guilty!!
        Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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          Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
          Could be worse, they may have to stitch her back together afterwards.....

          (have I grossed everybody out enough yet?)
          Actually - we already have one - and yes, stitches were needed then
          Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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            Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
            Not really. It's the reality of natural child birth.

            Quick question for all the fathers here.

            Did anybody else watch the babys head come and and think "Jesus, she's never going to be happy with Ardesco Junior any more......"

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              Originally posted by zeitghost
              Bye
              And there he was. Gone.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
                Could be worse, they may have to stitch her back together afterwards.....
                The consensus of my wife's girl friends was that it is better to tear and heal than to be cut and stitched.

                In case you're still interested...
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  The consensus of my wife's girl friends was that it is better to tear and heal than to be cut and stitched.

                  In case you're still interested...
                  From what I have read I would agree with that.

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                    It is officially the weekend.

                    I said so.

                    'Cos I'm on the beer.

                    The black top, if you're interested.
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      What about tear and stitch?

                      She was wheeled off to theatre and I was quite literally left 'holding the baby'
                      Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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