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    #52911
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    did you have curtains with it?


    Hello, little boys and girls.

    Can you spell 'suspended'?

    Ferret can.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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      #52912
      Originally posted by zeitghost
      Resistance is, er, useless? futile?

      Something?


      Nobody must tell the Giant Alien Lizard about the Borg, OK?
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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        #52913
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        Resistance is, er, useless? futile?

        Something?
        "I am dyslexia of the Borg.

        Your ass will be laminated.        "
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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          #52914
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          kill the alien lizard? are they indestructable?
          Given the rate Hollywood and the Japanese move industry manage to come up with them, the buggers are immigrating!
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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            #52915
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            Stingray now...
            For many years now, the Windows Startup on my desktop has been the theme to Stingray.

            No, not a little bit of it. The opening theme music.

            "Anything could happen in the next half hour."
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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              #52916
              BP - Quit posting jokes....... You're doing my fecking head in!!
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #52917
                Oops.

                I've sent everyone away.

                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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                  #52918
                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  Oops.

                  I've sent everyone away.

                  I think it's your avartar sweets..... it's freaky as ****!!!
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #52919
                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    With any luck you computer might actually boot... eventually...
                    Originally I used Fanfare for the Common Man. The Stingray theme has been in place for about 7 years now because of the facility to sarcastically respond to or replace everything that is said.

                    "User! We are about to crash Windows!"

                    Fanfare for the Common Man was far too optimistic.
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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                      #52920
                      Originally posted by zeitghost

                      Nice
                      pali

                      58785



                      Nice
                      pali

                      58785



                      Nice
                      pali

                      58785



                      Nice
                      pali

                      58785


                      Oops.

                      Not again?



                      That's two in a row. People will talk.

                      They'll start thinking I'm in league with ...

                      ... in league with ...

                      ... the ...

                      ... in league with the ... ferret!

                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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