Originally posted by cailin maith
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
test please delete
Collapse
This is a sticky topic.
X
X
Collapse
-
-
Comment
-
Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
Translation:
I love my job, I love the pay.
I love it more and more each day.
I love my oversea employer; he is the best.
I love his shadowy multinational and all the rest.
I love my patch of floortile and its location.
I hate to have to go on holiday.
I love my furniture, drab and grey,
And the paper that piles up every day.
I love my chair in my padded cell.
There's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers.
I love their leers and jeers and sneers.
I love my thin client computer and its interminably slow response time
I hug it often though H&S safety regulations do not permit it.
I love each program and every file,
I try to understand once in a while.
I'm happy to be here, I am, I am;
I'm the happiest IR35 slave of my Uncle Gordo.
I love this work; I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.
I love my job-I'll say it again.
I even love these friendly men,
These men who've come to visit today
To leave me in the street to be cared for in the community.
HTH
Comment
-
Comment
-
Wotcha 5XOriginally posted by FiveTimes View PostHi all
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
-
what did little monkey have painted on their face?Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostFace painter couldn't keep up
Comment
-
Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the...oh it's over
Back to work on MondayThat boy go raaaaaaa
Copyright (C) BabyBear1 - with thanks to VF for hostingComment
-
back down to reality tonight. kids uniform is out for school. work shirt hanging up and coffee cup is clean and ready to go in the bag for workComment
-
I aim to pleaseOriginally posted by FiveTimes View PostHiya, glad to see that normal sister picture has returned
Not sure you can....Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postmore bra fitters required. how can I apply?
The girls in Bravissimo are great but there is a little Philipino woman in Kendals in Manchester who is the best.... she pulls no punches!!
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
-
DS23 7,027
zeitghost 5,849
TheFaQQer 5,604
Diver 4,667
cailin maith 4,352
BrowneIssue 3,479
NickFitz 3,141
Fortune Green 2,204
FiveTimes 2,085
BrilloPad 2,070
15 to get 5*...Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- IR35: IT contractors ‘most concerned about off-payroll working rules’ Today 07:11
- Labour’s near-silence on its employment status shakeup is telling, and disappointing Yesterday 07:47
- Business expenses: What IT contractors can and cannot claim from HMRC Jan 30 08:44
- April’s umbrella PAYE risk: how contractors’ end-clients are prepping Jan 29 05:45
- How EV tax changes of 2025-2028 add up for contractor limited company directors Jan 28 08:11
- Under the terms he was shackled by, Ray McCann’s Loan Charge Review probably is a fair resolution Jan 27 08:41
- Contractors, a £25million crackdown on rogue company directors is coming Jan 26 05:02
- How to run a contractor limited company — efficiently. Part one: software Jan 22 23:31
- Forget February as an MSC contractor seeking clarity, and maybe forget fairness altogether Jan 22 19:57
- What contractors should take from Honest Payroll Ltd’s failure Jan 21 07:05

Comment