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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostTranslation:
I love my job, I love the pay.
I love it more and more each day.
I love my oversea employer; he is the best.
I love his shadowy multinational and all the rest.
I love my patch of floortile and its location.
I hate to have to go on holiday.
I love my furniture, drab and grey,
And the paper that piles up every day.
I love my chair in my padded cell.
There's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers.
I love their leers and jeers and sneers.
I love my thin client computer and its interminably slow response time
I hug it often though H&S safety regulations do not permit it.
I love each program and every file,
I try to understand once in a while.
I'm happy to be here, I am, I am;
I'm the happiest IR35 slave of my Uncle Gordo.
I love this work; I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.
I love my job-I'll say it again.
I even love these friendly men,
These men who've come to visit today
To leave me in the street to be cared for in the community.
HTH
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostHi allDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the...oh it's over
Back to work on MondayThat boy go raaaaaaa
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back down to reality tonight. kids uniform is out for school. work shirt hanging up and coffee cup is clean and ready to go in the bag for workComment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostHiya, glad to see that normal sister picture has returned
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postmore bra fitters required. how can I apply?
The girls in Bravissimo are great but there is a little Philipino woman in Kendals in Manchester who is the best.... she pulls no punches!!
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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