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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    I do not understand how some women have never been fitted for a bra
    more bra fitters required. how can I apply?

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      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      Hey Monkey
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      did all go well? give us chapter and verse...
      It went well. Loads of kids, loads of chocolate. Face painter couldn't keep up

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        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        Translation:

        I love my job, I love the pay.
        I love it more and more each day.
        I love my oversea employer; he is the best.
        I love his shadowy multinational and all the rest.

        I love my patch of floortile and its location.
        I hate to have to go on holiday.
        I love my furniture, drab and grey,
        And the paper that piles up every day.

        I love my chair in my padded cell.
        There's nothing else I love so well.
        I love to work among my peers.
        I love their leers and jeers and sneers.

        I love my thin client computer and its interminably slow response time
        I hug it often though H&S safety regulations do not permit it.
        I love each program and every file,
        I try to understand once in a while.

        I'm happy to be here, I am, I am;
        I'm the happiest IR35 slave of my Uncle Gordo.
        I love this work; I love these chores.
        I love the meetings with deadly bores.

        I love my job-I'll say it again.
        I even love these friendly men,
        These men who've come to visit today
        To leave me in the street to be cared for in the community.

        HTH


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          Best £25 spent on the face painter. It saved me doing/taking part in party games.

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            Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
            Hi all
            Wotcha 5X
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
              Face painter couldn't keep up
              what did little monkey have painted on their face?

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                Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the...oh it's over

                Back to work on Monday
                That boy go raaaaaaa
                Copyright (C) BabyBear1 - with thanks to VF for hosting

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                  back down to reality tonight. kids uniform is out for school. work shirt hanging up and coffee cup is clean and ready to go in the bag for work

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                    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                    Hiya, glad to see that normal sister picture has returned
                    I aim to please

                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    more bra fitters required. how can I apply?
                    Not sure you can....

                    The girls in Bravissimo are great but there is a little Philipino woman in Kendals in Manchester who is the best.... she pulls no punches!!
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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