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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Gok Wan is amazing - though I suspect he might be a tad gay!
    A tad??

    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Gok WAn just nuzzled into the cleavage of the femail subject while she was in a basque!!!!

    How does one apply for this job?
    That basque was fab too.... I do not understand how some women have never been fitted for a bra...

    It's atrocious!!
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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      My wife has an electric blender, electric toaster, and, electric bread maker.
      Then she said, "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So
      I bought her an electric chair.

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        Hi all

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          Originally posted by zeitghost
          Never!

          I shall resist all attempts to distract me from the dread fate of TB3...
          you prefer some puppets to a load of breasts. are you are lizard or summat?

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            Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
            Hi all
            Hey Monkey
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
              Hi all
              hi 5* - how are you?

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                just trying to relax a bit after little monkeys birthday party.

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                  Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                  just trying to relax a bit after little monkeys birthday party.
                  did all go well? give us chapter and verse...

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    I love my job, I love the pay.
                    I love it more and more each day.
                    I love my boss; he/she is the best.
                    I love his boss and all the rest.

                    I love my office and its location.
                    I hate to have to go on vacation.
                    I love my furniture, drab and gray,
                    And the paper that piles up every day.

                    I love my chair in my padded cell.
                    There's nothing else I love so well.
                    I love to work among my peers.
                    I love their leers and jeers and sneers.

                    I love my computer and its software;
                    I hug it often though it don't care.
                    I love each program and every file,
                    I try to understand once in a while.

                    I'm happy to be here, I am, I am;
                    I'm the happiest slave of my Uncle Sam.
                    I love this work; I love these chores.
                    I love the meetings with deadly bores.

                    I love my job-I'll say it again.
                    I even love these friendly men,
                    These men who've come to visit today
                    In lovely white coats to take me away.
                    Translation:

                    I love my job, I love the pay.
                    I love it more and more each day.
                    I love my oversea employer; he is the best.
                    I love his shadowy multinational and all the rest.

                    I love my patch of floortile and its location.
                    I hate to have to go on holiday.
                    I love my furniture, drab and grey,
                    And the paper that piles up every day.

                    I love my chair in my padded cell.
                    There's nothing else I love so well.
                    I love to work among my peers.
                    I love their leers and jeers and sneers.

                    I love my thin client computer and its interminably slow response time
                    I hug it often though H&S safety regulations do not permit it.
                    I love each program and every file,
                    I try to understand once in a while.

                    I'm happy to be here, I am, I am;
                    I'm the happiest IR35 slave of my Uncle Gordo.
                    I love this work; I love these chores.
                    I love the meetings with deadly bores.

                    I love my job-I'll say it again.
                    I even love these friendly men,
                    These men who've come to visit today
                    To leave me in the street to be cared for in the community.

                    HTH
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      Hey Monkey
                      Hiya, glad to see that normal sister picture has returned

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