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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostThat was "looking good", not "seeing good" you filthy letch!
youv'e been speaking to my gf haven't you...Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postin fact the half ton mum - how any mum can reach half a ton with all the running round they do is amazing.
Across the Great Herring Pond, in a land far, far away are a race of people foreign to you or me. They are called 'Merkins'.
Do you know what 'prodigious' means boys and girls? The Merkins do.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Gok WAn just nuzzled into the cleavage of the femail subject while she was in a basque!!!!
How does one apply for this job?Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI will unreservedly apologize if I end up in top slot in both sets!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostNow then, boys and girls. Are you sitting comfortably? Good. Then I shall begin.
Across the Great Herring Pond, in a land far, far away are a race of people foreign to you or me. They are called 'Merkins'.
Do you know what 'prodigious' means boys and girls? The Merkins do.
A merkin (first use, according to the OED, 1617) is a pubic wig, originally worn by prostitutes after shaving their genitalia to eliminate lice or to disguise the marks of syphilis.Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostAre you busy thinking about that topless hockey team?
I am still thinking about what Gok WAn just did! Will get back to the topless hockey team later. my eyes will soon look likeComment
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Originally posted by zeitghostCuriously, the magic safety beam makes much the same sort of noise as the alien probe in ST The Voyage Home...
And yes! The Sun probe ship is save!
But TB3 is now going to hit the sun instead...
Oh Dear...
seen it. they all survive. switch to C4...Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostIndeed... this is much discussed in the staffroom on Thursdays...Comment
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