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Well done!

ooopss missed the pali - well spotted old bean!

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> Subject: A War Story With Morals
>
> The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to
> tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids
> came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
>
> Kathy said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens.
> One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat
> of the pickup when we hit a bump in the road and all the eggs went flying
> and broke and made a mess."
>
> "And what's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.
> "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"
> "Very good," said the teacher.
>
> "Now, Lucy?" " Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the
> meat market. We had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched we only
> got ten live chicks. And the moral to this story is, don't count your
> chickens until they hatch."
> "That was a fine story Lucy."
>
> Johnny, do you have a story to share?" "Yes, ma'am, my Mom told me this
> story about my Aunt Pam. Aunt Pam was a flight engineer in Desert Storm &
> her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she
> had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun & a machete. She drank the
> whiskey on the way down so it
> wouldn't break & then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops.
> She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of
> bullets, then she killed twenty more with the machete till the blade broke
> & then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."
>
> "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What kind of moral did your
> Mom tell you from that horrible story?"
> "Don't f*!? with Aunt Pam when she's been drinking."

[Moose423956]

Evenin' all.

[Moose423956]

How's it hanging Zeity?

[Moose423956]

Why's it called Buffy, she's never in the "buff".

[Moose423956]

Okay ta. Went to see the Golden Compass earlier. Seen it?

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Thanks for the plaudits.

It was okay, quite a lot like Narnia...which you probably haven't seen either. Loads of bloody adverts though, I was dying for a pee by the end of the film.

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Aha!

A "Band Candy" reference.

Buffy has just read her mum's mind & discovered that under the influence of the aforesaid candy, her mum & Mr Giles had sex on the hood* of a police car... twice...



*hood is Septic speak for bonnet, as I am given to understand...

What's "Band Candy"?

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Is it the first third of a trilogy or something... the woman I gently lust after at work muttered something about it before Xmas.

Yes, based on the first of 3 books.

How can you "lust gently"? Secretly maybe, stealthily sure, but not gently.

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An episode of BTVS where the aforesaid Band Candy turns all the adults in Sunnydale into sex mad teenagers... hence the bonking on the bonnet of the police car.

Thought you might like this.

Going to bed now, knackered from last night still. Bye.