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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points -
Originally posted by zeitghostNo one knows... it's just that this thread has more posts than any of his have...
And it's full of that nasty consecutive posting.
By Lizards, and squirrels and such like.
maybe he should start a "longest CUK thread" thread and outdo us...Comment
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I am okay thanks - I am generally depressed but no worse than usual today!Originally posted by zeitghostVery good... how are you?
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By low standards of this thread a cough would be brilliantOriginally posted by BrilloPad View Postagreed - nice one atw
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> A young virgin marries a Greek man and before the wedding her father tells
> her that, being Greek, her husband may ask her to turn the other way in
> bed one day, but that she doesn't have to do it if she doesn't want to.
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> Sure enough, after a couple of months, her husband asks her to turn over
> and she says "No, my father said I don't have to do this."
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> Her husband says 'OK, that's fine by me, but I thought you wanted
> children."Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostBy low standards of this thread a cough would be brilliant
but this thread is for drivel!
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> A virgin white girl gets married to a black guy and she's rather nervous
> about the wedding night as she's heard that black men are better endowed
> than white men. She explains this to her husband who tells her he knows
> how to get round the situation which is to show her his dick, bit by bit.
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> The wife lies in bed and sees three inches of dick come round the door.
> "Are you nervous yet?" says her husband. "No, I"m OK" she replies.
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> Another six inches of dick comes around the door and he says "Are you
> still OK?" "Yes" she replies.
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> A further foot comes around the door and she says "I'm still not nervous".
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> "OK," her husband replies, "I'm coming up the stairs"Comment
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damn! please dont tell her zeity...Originally posted by zeitghostCM is gonna love that one...
perhaps I should o back and change it to Alien Lizard?
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