test please delete

[cailin maith]

Hey boyos what have I missed???

[Diver]

Byeee have a pint for me...

You are Moss off the IT crowd and I claim my £5 worth of Nasal hair and earwax

[Diver]

Hey boyos what have I missed???

56789 apparently

[RandyW]

I'm trolling in General. 2UK is biting

[cailin maith]

Looks like Carling's gone to Mass

Wonder when she last went to Confession... that must have kept the priest occupied for a while... probably had to set up a shift system

No, went to my brothers.... he is having a party with half the county there!!! I missed Mass but it's only a few weeks since I was at confession.... I do go quite regularly thats a bit sad isn't it..

You think it might require more than 3 Hail Marys?

Nope.... I am a good girl!!

Whatever they might be...

Nice prayer... but hail holy queen is my fave...

I think she'd have to spend even more time on her knees than usual

I thank you... it was the vision of Bazza on his/her knees that did it...

I seem to recall that there was some fuss earlier this year/last year about a church that had to be reconsecrated because someone had used it to make a porn film... it's probably mentioned on the Beeb website somewhere.

Thats shocking!!!

"the penitent must disclose how many times each sin was committed, to the best of his/her ability" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacrame...olic_Church%29

Clearly written with Bazza in mind

hey

"Serious matters for a mortal sin, according to Roman Catholic teaching, include... missing Mass without a good reason on a Sunday or a Holy Day of Obligation."

I'm OK then.

I have a good reason - I don't believe in it

It certainly is serious.... although I think the fact that I am getting a divorce is pretty high up on the sin list...

What do wimmin want?

FFS sweety zeity.... don't ask this bunch of muppets....

Peace.
Love.
Understanding.
Cuddles.
Attention.
Someone to listen to them.
Someone to shout at.
More shoes.
More handbags.
Repeat as required.

3 & 4 would work right now for me

**** me, I am hormonal!!!

56789 apparently

Hey sweets, how are you??

[Diver]

Knackered. Been plastering and rendering all day

[cailin maith]

Knackered. Been plastering and rendering all day

Oh Dear.... I thought Mrs D was going to give you a break

[cailin maith]

And one of them is me...

Now.... I seriously doubt that

[Diver]

Some of this is making me quite uncomfortable.

I know people like this...

You are people like this

I had actually forgotten how embarrassing this series was.(and true to life )

[Gonzo]

FFS sweety zeity.... don't ask this bunch of muppets....

Oi! Be careful about the insults you use.