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    Right I'm orf to the new house to do some plastering. got two bedroom ceilings to skim over coz they have been Artexed, and I detest Artex.

    Later
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

      I HAVE GOAT FOR SALE.


      IS GOOD GOAT.


      You want goAt?
      Has it been trained in Calgoolie?

      Mornin' all! The one-armed smiley, he say "Hi!"...
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        I've was dragged out of bed by the Missus to deal with a crisisette.

        The home-office window is wide open. So she can't reach it to shut it.
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          But I can't shut it either!
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            It's a Donald window.
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Thankfully, it is not so bereft of life to have shuffled off this mortal coil.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                It is one of those new-fangled "double-glazed" affairs.

                To complicated for its own good, it is.

                Or rather, was.
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  When I went to bed I had left it slightly open.

                  The gales we have had in the night have repeatedly been slamming it wide open and hand knacked the ridiculously complex network of aluminium bars, rods and other random soft metal rivets, screws and pins that would have served the same purpose as a hinge.
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    So the window has been open all night in these strong winds and ... rain.
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      In front of the window is a desk. Covered in piles of papers and manuals.

                      I was part-way through reorganising my training bookcase in November and I am "still getting around to it".
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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