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    Going to have a soak in a hot bath now, while wifey prepares the Madras curry.

    Later
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      I'm not sad and I'm not old.
      That boy go raaaaaaa
      Copyright (C) BabyBear1 - with thanks to VF for hosting

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        Just you wait, young fella me lad...
        Say it ain't so Zeity, say ain't so
        That boy go raaaaaaa
        Copyright (C) BabyBear1 - with thanks to VF for hosting

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          Meh!
          "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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            Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
            That boy go raaaaaaa
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              Originally posted by zeitghost
              It's a thankless task attempting to get them to use the simulator to run their code... rather than the mindless hack, program, test routine most of them use...
              Coding sheets. That'll sort 'em.

              Having to write out your code long hand for the keypunch operators to put onto card really focusses the mind.

              Granted I don't think I ever got a program right without at least one edit, but I worked with a few ICL mainframe programmers who regularly would.

              But it does help when you bench test and correct your code with a rubber because all the available CPU cycles have been sold to customers by the bureau sales department!

              "Sorry BrowneIssue, no compilations this week. We're running Scroggitt's quarter-end for them. And we need BC65 coded this week too."
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by zeitghost
                Just you wait, young fella me lad...
                okay grandad - dont give yourself a hernia

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                  Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                  Hi BI, I will search back - is it funny ?
                  I thought it was. No, not really.

                  Here it is anyway...

                  http://forums.contractoruk.com/402683-post55612.html

                  http://forums.contractoruk.com/402713-post55630.html
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by Diver View Post
                    Afternoon all
                    Wotcha
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post
                      I'm not sad and I'm not old.
                      You're qualified to give an opinion on the latter.

                      Your presence here belies the former.

                      Welcome to TPD! It's like the Hotel California ... you can never leave.
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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