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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by DS23 View Postcongratulations to brownei for reaching 3000 tpd's!
I have!
Kewl!
I'm wasting my life and I'm lovin' it!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by DS23 View Post3000 means you can update your credentials brownei
I'm a happy bunny...
I'm a happy bunny...
Can I put it on my CV yet?
"Contributor to professional something-or-other"Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I would dearly have loved to see a disc drum in operation. I missed those by a few years.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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ClientCo site; programme team meeting; 3 project teams present; about 30 people present in conference room; most work in IT; supplier tries to do a demo on his laptop using the WiFi; WiFi wouldn't play; supplier's assistant has a copy of the demo on his tiny USB stick; assistant throws USB stick to his boss; USB stick goes in laptop; demo is fired up.
At this point I say to the assembled parties: "Amazing, isn't it? The data crystal is already with us."
Programme Manager: "Sorry? The what crystal?"
Me: "Data crystal. Like in Star Trek or Babylon 5."
Programme Manager: "What are you talking about?"
Me: "You know, like on the sci-fi films where there is the ship's blueprints and logs on a small device. A USB stick, yeah? Like a data crystal?"
<assembled silence>
Programme Manager: "Are you some sort of nerd?"
Me: "I'm an IT Project Manager. Of course I'm a nerd."
One of the client Project Managers mutters under his breath: "IT geek w**ker."
Programme Manager: "Can we please get on now...?"
That was the day I realised I wasn't going to get an extension...
That boy go raaaaaaa
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Originally posted by DS23 View Post- DS23 6,743
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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostHow we used to do graphs:
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