test please delete

**DiscoStu** · 24 December 2007, 13:39

I've drunk much Diet Coke today.

**DiscoStu** · 24 December 2007, 13:40

I think I can feel it fizzing in my stomach.

**DiscoStu** · 24 December 2007, 13:41

I want a cheeseburger.

**DiscoStu** · 24 December 2007, 13:42

One of those really greasy ones you get from dodgy vans outside DIY stores on a Sunday morning.

**DiscoStu** · 24 December 2007, 13:42

With some fried onions.

**DiscoStu** · 24 December 2007, 13:43

And their special burger relish.

**DiscoStu** · 24 December 2007, 13:43

I wonder if anyone's ever made squirrel burgers. I think squirrel meat would mince up pretty well.

**DiscoStu** · 24 December 2007, 13:44

Originally posted by zeitghost

Now you need to swallow a couple of nice mints...

Then you'll explode like that nice Mr Creosote.

I was thinking of eating some Alka-Seltzer just for fun

**DiscoStu** · 24 December 2007, 13:45

Originally posted by zeitghost

Is that anything like LB's special additive for his marmalade?

LB?

**DiscoStu** · 24 December 2007, 13:47

Now I'm eating cheese & onion crisps.

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