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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostGrand... I wasn't too bad...
I had a kebab on the way home and the man in the kebab shop proposed to me.... down on one knee and everything
sure he wasn't just trying to find his contact lens ?Cenedl heb iaith, cenedl heb galonComment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostWell we could all go to the Cricket.... I'd win the drink-a-thon...."Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Originally posted by DS23 View Postquiet thismorning. are people working?
Hungover more like.
And I got a lie in today for the first time in ages!!!!
Granted DD1 came into our bed at 620 this morning, but I fell asleep again eventually until 820Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
Made it somewhere with a PC eventually, though!"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostBugger.
Missus: "Going in to town today?"
<thinks: last Friday before Xmas. Are you start staring mad, you stupid woman?>
Me: "I don't think so, why?"
Missus: "Did you get everything on my Xmas list?"
<I look at the pile of wrapped pressies under my desk>
Me: "Enough, I think."
Missus: "So you need to go into town, then?"
<thinks: not in a million years, dearest>
Me: "What do you need?"
Missus: "Since you're going in to town anyway, you can do some bits for me."
<thinks: ****, tulip, arse, ****, wink>
I'll be disappearing out shortly. For about 6 hours. On the annual Friday From Hell.
I want to go to bed, while the girls are out with my parents.
I think I know who will win that one....Comment
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Right, I am fully dressed now - so off out... catch ye later!!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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