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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points -
Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostJust HOW bored are you?
Seriously I had 3 things to do today :-
1. Triple Witching support
2. Regression bugs
3. spec estimates
1 is quiet but could go balistic any second
2 I can't do until 1 is over - say 11am
3 I just guessed - I am such a pro!Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostBut you've just been going on about your back pain?
I have had large amounts of back pain for 3 years. Thanks to pilates it is not too bad.
Or maybe I was being polite(i.e., English)?
If I gave a full list of my issues you would get depressed.Comment
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Right.... Gonna get dressed and get me self sorted to face the world...Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIf I gave a full list of my issues you would get depressed.
My teeth hurt
I get SAD - Seasonal Affected Disorder
I hate my job
BFH still alive - and the kids hate her - and I have to pay her alot of my income
The law assumes I am a bad person just cos I am a man
My son has hearing issues
My daughter a slow learner
My baby has tied tongue
An old friend visiting office today from HK office - has been knifing me in the back and I need to have it out with him
The gf has started to talk about moving out - and gives me constant grief.
I hate my family - most of them has knifed me anyway
I could start a fight in an empty room and would be happy doing so
My best friend is head of f4j - even he thinks I am "the most evil ****" he has ever met.
The police bug my phones
We live in a police state
We live in a two-party system where both parties are almost identical
Various other stuff I can't think of right now - I will depress you later with it
But apart from that I am very well thanks...Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostRight.... Gonna get dressed and get me self sorted to face the world...
What are you wearing today?Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMy back hurts
<snip a litany of woe>
Various other stuff I can't think of right now - I will depress you later with it
But apart from that I am very well thanks...
It made me feel much better, reading that lot.
Now add to your list:
"And I can't spell a lot"
Remember: if you can't laugh at your troubles, tell someone who can!™Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostThat's much better, thank you. A proper strangers-at-a-bus-stop-introduction.
It made me feel much better, reading that lot.
Now add to your list:
"And I can't spell a lot"
Remember: if you can't laugh at your troubles, tell someone who can!™
Was it Dame Edna Everage who said "I am blessed with the gift of laughing at other people's misfortune"?Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhat are you wearing today?Comment
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