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    #47691
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Ok thanks.

    I still have my new filling.


    And I'm definitely better than the poor sod I just read about on teletext that died of chickenpox...
    The husband of someone my sister-in-law works with died at the dentists today.

    Had a heart attack in the chair.

    He was 37.
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      #47692
      Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
      Today, I feel:

      Been drinking, Xeno?
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        #47693
        Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
        Later, I hope to feel:


        Stop stimulating that banana!
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          #47694
          Dear Mr Nickfitz,

          I trust you are well as your read this on this Friday morning, just before Xmas and as you finish on ClientCorp's site. I am writing to you to elicit some information that you have available.

          It has come to my attention that your total CUK postings are, to be precise, some 3050 in number. You may notice that my post count is, numerically, of greater amount than your own.

          With this information in mind, I should like to raise the question:

          "Who's your daddy?"

          Yours sincerely,

          BrowneIssue.

          Right, then. Who's next...?
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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            #47695
            Originally posted by Jog On View Post
            And this……

            Is the big one


            Jog On 1,000
            Well done - onwards and upwards
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              #47696
              Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
              The husband of someone my sister-in-law works with died at the dentists today.

              Had a heart attack in the chair.

              He was 37.
              Oh, lordy.

              Another reason to add to my list for never returning to the dentist's.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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                #47697
                Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                arise sir jog on and welcome to the tpd 1000 club

                now keep jogging there's a good man!
                Surely you don't get a knighthood for 1000 TPDs these days? Never happened in my day, you know. Corruption, that's what it is...
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                  #47698
                  Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                  Maybe breaing the 3000 barrier would be achievable today.
                  Probably not from here.

                  I was considering the big 10k, but won't do it as I'm being beckoned to bed already

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                    #47699
                    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                    why is it when I click "latest post" I always get a page in the middle of the thread.

                    Are we reaching the limits of the forum software.
                    No - the link is generated when you open the page.

                    TPD just moves too fast to keep up....
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                      #47700
                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      Oh, lordy.

                      Another reason to add to my list for never returning to the dentist's.
                      I make a point of not banananaing myself, as a rule. However, I want to see what this one looks like:

                      #52525





                      Well done!
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