So I just said f' it we are staying put and everyone can whistle.
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Something like thatOriginally posted by chef View Post"err yeah, we saw this rabbit in a tree and thought ahh what nice names"

I can't even remember what we told them now - they only asked at birth time.
Part of me really wanted a boy for the second child, so I could see the look on my parents faces when I told them the name. It was a cool, but strange one.Comment
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Nope - there's no Irish connection there!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostYes - you told me the made up thing.... I just thought there was some Irish connection in the family
Now I know!!
Now you know, though. At some stage, I will have to tell them, though.
Another ten years or so yet, though...Comment
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Cool - didnt even notice..Originally posted by zeitghost
CM gets a PALI....
Hello MonkeyOriginally posted by FiveTimes View PostEvening all
Oh Dear....Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postnot a good evening in the Monkey house.... loads of discussions about Christmas and who is going were/when etc...Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Now do you see how hard it was when I kept producing those little snippets of information about drivel ratios?Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post'Fraid not. I can see it is quite easy; I just copy 'n' paste a couple of tables from the members list and xref them to the TPD list.
But I can't get it to work 'cos I've got toothache and thinking is a challenge.
I shall go back to drivelling.
It's a thankless task, that I was hoping to pass on to someone else to do
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Well Done you...Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostSo I just said f' it we are staying put and everyone can whistle.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Oh Dear indeed.... sis and mum are upset, but its best all roundOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostHello Monkey
Oh Dear....Comment
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At least the we can all get up, dressed in our own time. drink when/what we want and how much.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostWell Done you...
Eat when/what we like and the kids get to play with the toys.Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postnot a good evening in the Monkey house.... loads of discussions about Christmas and who is going were/when etc...If I didn't know better, I'd say you were my brotherOriginally posted by FiveTimes View PostSo I just said f' it we are staying put and everyone can whistle.
My parents have no idea whether he will be gracing them with his presence this year or not. If he turns up, I think both parents will die of shock - I've not seen him on Christmas day for at least 10 years now.
Every year for the past 5, they've said "we just want a quiet Christmas on our own". When I rang him last Christmas Day, they were cooking lunch for 15!
Thoughtless tulip that he is.Comment
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