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Originally posted by zeitghostHello, is there anybody out there?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by DS23 View Postlarry ellison can't swim.
Larry and Bill Gates were playing frisbee in the garden of Bill's mansion, when the frisbee landed in the pool.
Larry, being Larry, says that he'll go fetch it, as he threw it and it's not his fault that Bill's so weedy he can't catch.
Larry, being Larry, then proceeds to walk on water, across the pool, picks the frisbee up and returns it to Bill.
Microsoft press release the following day:
"Oracle Boss Can't Swim"Comment
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On Radio 2 they're talking about best / worst Xmas songs.
This is my favourite:
NSFW
http://www2.b3ta.com/merrychristmas/Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by zeitghostSpooks...
That was nasty.
Not quite in the headfrying league though, which is a bit of a relief.Comment
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HOO!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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