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    #45911
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Hello, is there anybody out there?
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      #45912
      Originally posted by zeitghost
      Spooks...
      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      Ghouls...
      Freaks and fools

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        #45913
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        Hello, is there anybody out there?
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          #45914
          Originally posted by DS23 View Post
          larry ellison can't swim.
          That's about marketing rather than a fib.

          Larry and Bill Gates were playing frisbee in the garden of Bill's mansion, when the frisbee landed in the pool.

          Larry, being Larry, says that he'll go fetch it, as he threw it and it's not his fault that Bill's so weedy he can't catch.

          Larry, being Larry, then proceeds to walk on water, across the pool, picks the frisbee up and returns it to Bill.

          Microsoft press release the following day:

          "Oracle Boss Can't Swim"
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            #45915
            On Radio 2 they're talking about best / worst Xmas songs.

            This is my favourite:

            NSFW

            http://www2.b3ta.com/merrychristmas/
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              #45916
              Originally posted by zeitghost
              Spooks...
              Feck.

              That was nasty.

              Not quite in the headfrying league though, which is a bit of a relief.

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                #45917
                BOO!
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  #45918
                  HOO!
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    #45919
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                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      #45920
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                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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