I've managed to frighten most of the people on the train with my generally snotty appearance and my hacking cough.
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Originally posted by zeitghostI wonder what that pink stuff is... it doesn't seem to resemble any part of an animal that I've ever seen.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by zeitghostI had my ears syringed once & got about a quarter of an inch of wax out of the left one... after having put about 3 gallons of that eardrop stuff in to loosen it first.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I think people watch too much spooks - they think a plague is coming
If only i had some fake blood to drip from my eyes........that'd make em runSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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where are we? i got pulled away by tea hide and seek, tea preparations and playing connect on the minids2 ds's.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostTo be fair, it wasn't your average yellow headed pustulent zit, it had fomented & gone a sort of coppery colour... ...
One of my brothers had his BCG go septic. It grew a big green crust and when it fell off, the pus just ran out. It left a massive and deep hole in his arm. It looked like it went right down to the bone. The hole was all white inside. Like tripe.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by zeitghostMy cat likes real fires.
As long as they aren't sparky... she doesn't like sparky fires...
My previous cat nearly caught fire one day because of that... she was always a bit twitchy after that...Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by zeitghostWot?
No rectums?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by DS23 View Postmario kart. it is great!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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