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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Not a donner kebab. A donner kebab pizza. 11" deep pan. £5.70Originally posted by zeitghostI find that extremely difficult to believe...
donner kebabs can only be consumed when very intoxicated.
I tried eating one sober and it was absoluckingfutely disgusting.
Never tried it before. It was ... interesting.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I expected a picture of a poo! opps - sorry, sorry - did that "joke" this morning. tsk - isn't my toliet humour terrible?Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostBecause it goes with the name, of course.
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What happened to fibbing?"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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All the very best of luck. Please keep us updated...Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostSpiffy. I'm expecting the outcome I often get: "too confident".Comment
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I just did a Google image search for 'norikas'. NSFW!Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostYes, but they were lovely norikas. Do you like the new pic?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Jesus ChristOriginally posted by zeitghostOh, yesssssssssss...
In my younger days, I was sore afflicted with pustulent zits on my nether regions... so I went to see the doctor.
She took one look at the fairly hideous zit I showed her & sent me to the VD clinic.
The doctor at the VD clinic took one look at it and said it was a pustulent zit.
Here's some stuff to rub on it to make it better.
Which it did.
However, he only said that after sticking a cotton bud up my bell end which was not one of my more enjoyable experiences...
The taking of the blood wasn't much fun either.
thats minging!!
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by zeitghostNot even George "Dubya" Bush is that stupid...#49494One of the more surreal TPD postings!
Well done!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I love these!Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post#49499
49500?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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