Had my shower. Feel worse. And AP didn't turn up to scrub my back like she promised.
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Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostHad my shower. Feel worse. And AP didn't turn up to scrub my back like she promised."Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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I like having a really scolding hot shower when I have a streaming head cold. Being able to stand there, face downward, with the water hitting the back of one's head and running over one's face ...
... dripping ... dripping ... dripping ...
... being able to clear one's nose and breather properly for five minutes.
Such blessed relief.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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OK - let me rephrase that stuff about achievement
So far today i have:
Increased MyCo's profit
Done so in a highly efficient profit / effort ratio
Enjoyed a rather tasty fillet steak sandwich
Infected lots of permies with nasty germsSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by Jog On View PostDid you not even get your shoes shined?Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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You know - that Benylin stuff doesn't seem to do much except make me a bit wobbly on my feetSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by Bear View PostOK - let me rephrase that stuff about achievement ...Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by Bear View PostOK - let me rephrase that stuff about achievement
So far today i have:
Increased MyCo's profit
Done so in a highly efficient profit / effort ratio
Enjoyed a rather tasty fillet steak sandwich
Infected lots of permies with nasty germs"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Originally posted by Bear View PostYou know - that Benylin stuff doesn't seem to do much except make me a bit wobbly on my feetDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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