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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    No night shift again
    Just 'cos the clocking-in machine wasn't accessible doesn't mean I wasn't in
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      reboot, scandisk, reboor, reload, lock up.
      Rinse and repeat.
      Rinse? What did you rinse it in?

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        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        Just 'cos the clocking-in machine wasn't accessible doesn't mean I wasn't in
        If we can't see you then you are not here...

        And so onto 49k - must be there today?

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          DS23 5,959
          TheFaQQer 5,100
          zeitghost 4,471
          Diver 4,368
          cailin maith 3,418
          BrowneIssue 2,216
          Fortune Green 2,204
          NickFitz 2,184
          FiveTimes 1,671
          Bear 1,623
          DiscoStu 1,421
          n5gooner 1,290
          PRC1964 1,192
          Troll 1,057
          DaveB 929
          BrilloPad 832


          So DaveB is my next target...

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            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            I couldn't watch UFO. I claimed it was because it was silly. In reality it was from the moment we saw someone's space helmet fill with fluid (meaning they were converted or some such). I was so horrified by the prospect of having to wear a fluid-filled space helmet forever to stay alive that I had nightmares about it for years.

            Diver: even your avatar makes me think of it. <shudder>
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              xoggoth
              Super poster 2,535
              TonyEnglish
              Super poster 2,501
              BrowneIssue
              Super poster 2,470
              PRC1964
              Super poster 2,390
              AlfredJPruffock
              Super poster 2,362
              Mailman
              Super poster 2,298
              FiveTimes
              Super poster 2,254
              BrilloPad
              Super poster 2,189

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                So quite a few to go to make it onto page1 on the member post count list.

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                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  quiet in here today


                  I was on the other side of a defrag when you wrote that.
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    I saw three ships come sailing in
                    On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day;
                    I saw three ships come sailing in
                    On Christmas Day in the morning.

                    And what was in those ships all three,
                    On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day?
                    And what was in those ships all three,
                    On Christmas Day in the morning?

                    The Virgin Mary and Christ were there,
                    On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day;
                    The Virgin Mary and Christ were there,
                    On Christmas Day in the morning.

                    Pray, wither sailed those ships all three,
                    On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day;
                    Pray, wither sailed those ships all three,
                    On Christmas Day in the morning?

                    O they sailed into Bethlehem,
                    On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day;
                    O they sailed into Bethlehem,
                    On Christmas Day in the morning.

                    And all the bells on earth shall ring,
                    On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day;
                    And all the bells on earth shall ring,
                    On Christmas Day in the morning.

                    And all the Angels in Heaven shall sing,
                    On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day;
                    And all the Angels in Heaven shall sing,
                    On Christmas Day in the morning.

                    And all the souls on earth shall sing,
                    On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day;
                    And all the souls on earth shall sing,
                    On Christmas Day in the morning.

                    Then let us all rejoice again,
                    On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day;
                    Then let us all rejoice again,
                    On Christmas Day in the morning.

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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      Queen soon to be Britain's oldest monarch
                      Well, duh. She's the only one we've got, so she must be the oldest!
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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