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[BrilloPad]

wassup?

Is this a budweiser advert? Are you going for the 6k tonight?

[BrowneIssue]

I am... all warm and green and fuzzy...

So, do you polish, lubricate or what?

[BrilloPad]

So CM is bored by techie talk... I'm not surprised really...

So why is she on a techie forum? Bizarre!

[BrilloPad]

99 to go now i think

green bottles on the wall?

[BrilloPad]

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river,
her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and
asked "Why are you crying?"

The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and
that she needed the thimble to help her husband in making a living for the
two of them. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden
thimble.

"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver thimble.
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
Again, the seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with a wooden thimble.
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three
thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy. Some time later,
the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her
husband fell into the river. When she cried out, The Lord again appeared
and
asked her, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Mel Gibson.
"Is this your husband?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the seamstress.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a
misunderstanding.
You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel Gibson, you would have come up with
Brad Pitt. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my
husband.
Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not
in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three
husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to Mel Gibson."

The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and
honorable reason, and for the benefit of others. That's our story, and
we're sticking to it.

[BrowneIssue]

Just the usual soap & water.... I'm not a Replicant you know...

Don't your scales need special oils or anything like that? Or is the rumour true that humans are the only species in the galaxy that have to buy cosmetics, cleaning agents, moisturisers, shower gel... ?

[BrilloPad]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe....

too right. I ouldn't believe me if you told me eggs were eggs.

[BrowneIssue]

too right. I ouldn't believe me if you told me eggs were eggs.

Eh?

[BrilloPad]

Heard while performing colonoscopies

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his
patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

* I usually don't do this on the first date.

* "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone
before!"

* "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"


* "Can you hear me now?"

* "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

* "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

* "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

* "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out, you put
your left and in and you shake it all about...."

* "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

* "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"

* "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

* "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

And the best one of them all...

* "Could you write a note for my wife saying that, in your considered
medical opinion, my head is *not* up there?"

[BrilloPad]

Slowly we approach the magical 16k.... post by post by post by post...

9 to go old bean