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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    A Queensland Radio Station, QFM, were running a competition
    to find contestants who could come up with words that were not
    found in any English Dictionary yet could still use these words
    in a sentence that would make logical sense, the prize being a
    return trip for two to Bali for a week. The DJ, Sam, had many
    callers, the following two standing out :

    DJ: QFM, what's your name?

    Caller: Hi me name's Dave.

    DJ: Dave, what is your word?

    Caller: Gaan spelt G A A N

    DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct,
    Dave, Gaan is certainly a word not found in the English
    Dictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to
    Bali, is, what sentence can you use that in that would
    make logical sense?

    Caller: Gaan **** yourself!

    At this point the DJ cuts the caller short and announces that
    there is no place for that sort of language on a family show.
    After many more unsuccessful calls the DJ takes the following
    caller:

    DJ: QFM, what's your name?



    Caller: Hi me name's Jeff.

    DJ: Jeff, what is your word?

    Caller: Smee spelt S M E E

    DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct,
    Jeff, Smee is certainly a word not found in the English
    Dictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to
    Bali, is, what sentence can you use that in that would
    make logical sense?

    Caller: Smee again! Gaan **** yourself !
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      Yes! Specifically in General
      No need to shout....

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        Diver - did you like this thread :-

        http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...idds-ship.html

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          I love this game!

          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          Apparently the first pictures of the CUK Xmas party have been posted in General!
          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          Specifically in General?
          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          Yes! Specifically in General


          YES!!! DID IT AGAIN!!! Ker-ching!

          Four.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            Sitting next to her posting banananananas to TPD while she's working 14 hours a day seems a little ... unfair. So I try to look busy in Jobserve instead!
            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            Another Terry Pratchet reader I suspect
            I am, but I don't get the relationship between bananananas and Terry Pratchet. Explain?
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Diver - did you like this thread :-

              http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...idds-ship.html
              No depressing.
              I have a few silver coins I picked up off the Isle of white and a few bits of historical trash. but nothing to make me rich and famous
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                There is a slight temptation to bang in another couple of hundred posts this afternoon, though.
                #43834





                Well done!
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  I am, but I don't get the relationship between bananananas and Terry Pratchet. Explain?
                  The witch. writing to her son shaun, about Banana Dakari. she said once you start writing Banana, you don't know when to stop Banananana
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    Specifically in General
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      Gord awmighty, it's 10 Oclock and I have visitors

                      Later
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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