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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostNot to say that I can't nest stuff
While I was cooking my dinner I thought of one of the nastiest ways of writing code that has ever occurred to me. It combines all the demerits of computed GOTOs, needless closures, and an excessive dependance on the Factory pattern into a bizarre mish-mash of asynchronously-interacting elements
I might play with this bizarre approach to things again tomorrow... if I have time after I've edited all the pictures I took of Carling
asynchronously-interacting elements You ain't that p!ssed, Hairy oneConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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morning diver.
I am about to take kids swimming.
Could I borrow your snorkel for them please?Comment
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Morning Brillo.
What color snorkel? I have Blue, yellow or redConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostInteresting... on this one Tha FaQQer looks blurred, yet everything around him isn't
Ah, "Time: 21:57:55" - that explains itComment
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Originally posted by DS23 View Posti think faq will get there first though. and then i might retire from active service.
Plus it's loosing some sheen at the moment - I'd considered 5000 TPDs for the do on Friday, and ended up nowhere near there.Comment
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Originally posted by DS23 View Postwell, i certainly seem to have inspired faqqer. i wonder what it was that did it?
And then I couldn't stop.Comment
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