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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    I've been whizzing around the country going to interviews and helping why wife with her work (she works from home).

    Sitting next to her posting banananananas to TPD while she's working 14 hours a day seems a little ... unfair. So I try to look busy in Jobserve instead!
    Another Terry Pratchet reader I suspect
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      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      Not to say that I can't nest stuff

      While I was cooking my dinner I thought of one of the nastiest ways of writing code that has ever occurred to me. It combines all the demerits of computed GOTOs, needless closures, and an excessive dependance on the Factory pattern into a bizarre mish-mash of asynchronously-interacting elements

      I might play with this bizarre approach to things again tomorrow... if I have time after I've edited all the pictures I took of Carling
      dependence

      asynchronously-interacting elements You ain't that p!ssed, Hairy one
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        morning diver.

        I am about to take kids swimming.

        Could I borrow your snorkel for them please?

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          Morning Brillo.

          What color snorkel? I have Blue, yellow or red
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            and with that, I am off down the docks, so later dudes
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              later Diver

              PS pls can I have one green and one yellow?

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                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                Interesting... on this one Tha FaQQer looks blurred, yet everything around him isn't

                Ah, "Time: 21:57:55" - that explains it
                I only see four on Flickr - there must be more?
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                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  The naked ones are all Here Linky
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                    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                    i think faq will get there first though. and then i might retire from active service.
                    Not sure - will have work this week, and then I'm done for Christmas.

                    Plus it's loosing some sheen at the moment - I'd considered 5000 TPDs for the do on Friday, and ended up nowhere near there.
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                      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                      well, i certainly seem to have inspired faqqer. i wonder what it was that did it?
                      "You'll never be a true member of CUK until you've got 500 TPDs..."

                      And then I couldn't stop.
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