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I am "engaging in repeated, vigorous manual stimulation of the corona of
my erect penis (using my right hand), while simultaneously engaging in
mental acts of detailed erotic ideation, with the purpose of continuing
stimulation until I experience an orgasmic release in the form of a
succession of muscluar contractions along the length of my sperm tract and
an intense burst of activity in subcortical areas of the brain, especially
the amygdala" right now, if you know what I mean (and I think you do).“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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You're having fifty off the wrist and I claim my five (insert currency unit of your choice here).We must strike at the lies that have spread like disease through our mindsComment
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