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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    wish I could tell you what happened at client site last night - really amazing
    Is it a bank on the brink of collapse?

    A guy at one of my old gigs managed to bring one of the clearing banks to it's knees one afternoon - so much so that everything had to be reconciled manually. That was a fun day.
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
      OK can someone explain to me? Is this a generational thing?

      I shave first thing in the morning.

      If I shaved in the evening then the next morning I would be wearing a very slender covering of stubble and by the evening I would be sporting some proper stubble and would be looking substantially different to how I started the day.

      What is the reason behind this evening shaving?
      And who said it was my face I was shaving my face?
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        And good morning, all, by the way

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          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          Proves one thing. I should always ensure that I have HideIP running when posting as one of my alter ego's.

          he got me because I was making simultaneous posts from the same IP as two different posters, el duder and diver

          That guy in admin was so bloody quick it was amazing
          Sometimes they make assumptions - if the IP address is similar.

          My other ID was told at one stage "either you are FaQQer, or you sit near him" and I know I had different IP addresses, as I made sure I did
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            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            Nah, the fridge was under £300 but I had cash that I hadn't banked yet.

            Mind you, they had fridge freezers there that were a couple of grand each.
            bleeding things would call you on your mobile, to remind you that you needed milk or whatever apparently. That's what wifey is for as far as I'm concerned
            A £2k fridge is cheaper than a wife.

            Unless I'm really missing out on something.
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              Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
              OK can someone explain to me? Is this a generational thing?

              I shave first thing in the morning.

              If I shaved in the evening then the next morning I would be wearing a very slender covering of stubble and by the evening I would be sporting some proper stubble and would be looking substantially different to how I started the day.

              What is the reason behind this evening shaving?
              I shave in the evenings so that is saves me time in the morning. Plus I'm all nicely shaved and ready for a bit of action

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                Originally posted by Diver View Post
                I'll have you know I worship my wife and put her on a pedestal.


                (and I told her to paint the ceiling while she's up there )
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                  Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                  A £2k fridge is cheaper than a wife.

                  Unless I'm really missing out on something.
                  Alot cheaper than a wife...but just as useful

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                    Originally posted by Diver View Post
                    Bored one night I went back through their posts to find out how it started.

                    Never found it, I discovered I wasn't that bored after all
                    Surely it will be on ezboard? I started to read some posts there, found a couple by milan and next thing I knew, it was morning.

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                      Originally posted by Diver View Post
                      Hey, When is Winston due back, any Idea ?
                      Early next week. Tuesday would be my guess.
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