Originally posted by zeitghost
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She sleeps when you're around? Do you have that effect on all women?Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostCM always sleeps naked.
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Yes.Originally posted by PRC1964 View PostShe sleeps when you're around? Do you have that effect on all women?
After five or six hours, they're generally too tired for more
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Don't be telling them all me secrets...Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostCM always sleeps naked.
Or is that only when I'm around?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Don't you start...Originally posted by zeitghostZeity is bored.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Why not entertain yourself by designing festive xmas tree circuit boards?Originally posted by zeitghostI'm still bored.
In case you were wondering...
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Yes, he's such a stud!!!Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostYes.
After five or six hours, they're generally too tired for more
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Anything good happening in General (specifically) this morning?
Has anyone convinced Milan to b*gger off and set up his online Gentleman's club yet?Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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That was a surreal piece of quoting there.Originally posted by zeitghostYou may be right... it takes a lot to stand out from this bunch of misfits...Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

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No, he's still trying to suck up to Churchill in the hope that he'll be offered a new job.Originally posted by Bear View PostAnything good happening in General (specifically) this morning?
Has anyone convinced Milan to b*gger off and set up his online Gentleman's club yet?Comment
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