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Bazza gets caught
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Coils is what you need, seeOriginally posted by zeitghostMorning.
Nah. One chip & a shedload of resistors.
It's not working though.
lots of coils an a powerful microwave transmitter.
Place coils around students head, stand student next to Microwave transmitter. Switch on. BingoConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI did - then I forgot - attention span of a goldfish me

So if we insult you how long will you remember for?Comment
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Totally agree with you, but sometimes needs must.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostDevelopers shouldn't test their own code!
Mine always passes, meets the technical design, and the functional specification. The fact that I write the functional specification, technical design and test script is a mere coincidence.
Hopefully once it has passed feature testing it can then be tested "properly"Comment
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Not long... although depends on the insult...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSo if we insult you how long will you remember for?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Morning Zeity..... want a cuddle?Originally posted by zeitghostBored now...
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I hate it when food manufacturers suddenly change the composition of their packaging.
In an unexpected moment of cuisinary weakness, I went to microwave a organic packet soup (sorry Lucifer Box!) and walked away.
Big racket from the microwave with flashes of lightening and thunder. I thought I'd discovered the secret to life but sadly no, they'd used an aluminium lining.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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